Starbucks Rap
This is the original… just f.y.i. If you’re going to use the lyrics in your own video, please credit this one. Thanks!
Inspired by the McDonalds Rap, Ellen D. aka Vanilla Latte decided to write a drive-thru rap of her own for Starbucks. Beatbox provided by Nathan G. aka The Tall Frothy One.
I need a caramel macchiato so make it a grande
A double shot espresso, extra whip on a latte
A Tazo passion or green shaken iced tea
And while you’re at it, heat up a muffin for me
I wanna peppermint white chocolate soy milk mocha
Don’t make it to hot, cuz I don’t wanna choke-a
I want something else, wait a second or three
Yeah a pumpkin spice frap light blended coffee
I wanna triple grande cinnamon latte with soy
And a copy of Shep’s book Beautiful Boy.
Give me something else, I want something to eat
Cuz a seven layer bar is my favorite treat.
I want a cream cheese Danish and a hot cross bun
And a poppy seed bagel, just for fun
Now that I have plenty of food
I got one more order so make it good
A tall caramel frap with caramel on top.
Flat lid two napkins don’t spill a drop
Don’t worry ’bout payment cuz I got a gift card
Hope this complicated order isn’t too hard
But I really do hope I get my order for free
If not y’all gotta spit a rap back at me.
Duration : 0:2:43
Lolz.
Favorited.
Lolz.
Favorited.
get yout own ideas!
get yout own ideas!
get youe own ideas. …
get youe own ideas….
plagiarism…
dang thts good
dang thts good
Atlest the people …
Atlest the people that worked there had a sense of humor!
not bad….
not bad….
try it on thelittle …
try it on thelittle ceasers drive thru in front of the WINDOW where u actually see the person taking ur order
That was amazing!
That was amazing!
The folk song one …
The folk song one is brilliant!!
this rap is so …
this rap is so awsom i love it
@freakondealosh91 …
@freakondealosh91 You are Deaf and mental asshole
THIS IS …
THIS IS STUPID the best and original was the mcdonalds the rest are retarded
wow lol imma get …
wow lol imma get one for chinese take out xD
that was great!!!
that was great!!!
WOAH THAT WAS FUNNY!
WOAH THAT WAS FUNNY!
“dont make it too …
“dont make it too hot cuz i dont wanna choka” HAHAHAHA
Starbucks always …
Starbucks always had drive-thru…….
God, while this is completely awesome, I’ll probably strangle someone if they ordered this way in my store. (That being said, some of these things in this rap don’t even exist on Canadian menus as far as I know)
that is just …
that is just hilarious, you guys rock!
love ur rap
love ur rap
wow this is funny
wow this is funny
skinny latte u mean
skinny latte u mean
lol !!!
lol !!!
yeah they sound way …
yeah they sound way better then mofos sendin music adds on myspace..lmao
keep spittin shawty you ight…
have you noticed …
have you noticed why the have STARBUCKS have a drive thru??????
nice
nice